Make over

Mother let me do her make up last night. I do it every once in awhile. Last night was so funny. Every time I asked her to open her eyes she'd close them and vice versa. I thought well if she is playing opposite day with me then I will say them opposite and that'll work, NOT. It was a lot of fun. She had fun and was smiling the whole time. I sat right next to her and it was a really nice bonding experience. 

She was so happy about her new look that she peed on me. I'm not joking. I was sitting there and thought wow, this heated blanket really gets warm and then I realized it wasn't the blanket. Come on, depends, you're not being very dependable. haha.